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Facebook

a social networking site where you log in to take quizzes and post the results in everyone's homepage - eventhough no one is interested with it.

--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
Facebook Homepage:

(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
by make it blank April 25, 2009
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Facebookitis

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
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facebook

WHenever I use facebook, my grades drop
by fbooker May 9, 2010
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facebook

a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"
by bored2 February 5, 2010
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Facebook

When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.
Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*

Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*

Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
by Speckdahl18 December 15, 2010
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facebook

To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.

It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.
New haircut? Facebook it!

Facebook me?

Want to be facebook friends?

I facebooked my car.

That deserves facebooking!
by mariathepirate March 24, 2007
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facebook

the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.
John! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook!
by naomiDova May 5, 2008
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