1. when wakes up,whenever has a free period, gets home from school, after dinner, inbetween homework, before going ot bed, checks their facebook
2. when 300 friends seems too few
3. when 50% of your friends you havent seen in a year, and another 25% you've never met ever
4. when you are a member of over 30 groups and constantly check to see if anyone has made a new one
5. when you look at the clock and see that you have spent 4 hours looking at peoples facebook profiles
6. when you check the clock again, and youve spent another 2 hours after that "just finishing up"
7. when you talk to someone who doesnt like facebook, you are shocked, appalled and imidiatly begin to try to convert them
8. when you see someone you havent seen in a long time, but deside just to check their facebook to find out anything going on with them
9. when you finish your homework at 10, but dont go to bed till 2
10. when you are a member of a club called "facebook addicts," "facebookaholics," "facebookers anonymous," or some variation
2. when 300 friends seems too few
3. when 50% of your friends you havent seen in a year, and another 25% you've never met ever
4. when you are a member of over 30 groups and constantly check to see if anyone has made a new one
5. when you look at the clock and see that you have spent 4 hours looking at peoples facebook profiles
6. when you check the clock again, and youve spent another 2 hours after that "just finishing up"
7. when you talk to someone who doesnt like facebook, you are shocked, appalled and imidiatly begin to try to convert them
8. when you see someone you havent seen in a long time, but deside just to check their facebook to find out anything going on with them
9. when you finish your homework at 10, but dont go to bed till 2
10. when you are a member of a club called "facebook addicts," "facebookaholics," "facebookers anonymous," or some variation
person 1: are you ok? you look like your about to fall asleep, you have blisters on your fingers and your eyes are all bloodshot.
person 2: yeah... i just didnt get alot of sleep last night.
person 1: alot of homework?
person 2: nahhh, just me being a facebookaholic
person 2: yeah... i just didnt get alot of sleep last night.
person 1: alot of homework?
person 2: nahhh, just me being a facebookaholic
by fbaddict December 28, 2005
Get the Facebookaholic mug.the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students
John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.
by Ari D February 20, 2009
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facebookanxiety
(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
...
"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
...
"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
by Andreearawr June 12, 2007
Get the facebookanxiety mug.to 'nap' / to hold someone's facebookprofile; either by hacking it or simply when you want to check your account and your predecessor forgot to log out.
a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
Situation A
person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?
person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?
person 1: Oh no I forgot
person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!
Situation B
person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.
person 2: let's mess with his account
person 1: time for a facebooknapping!
person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?
person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?
person 1: Oh no I forgot
person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!
Situation B
person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.
person 2: let's mess with his account
person 1: time for a facebooknapping!
person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
by net0n March 30, 2011
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Get the facebookrastinating mug.Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.
Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.
If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!
If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!
by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009
Get the facebookiando mug.A condition where a person constantly updates their Facebook status. This is usually classified when a person updates their Facebook status more than 5 times an hour. Also classified as when a person uses Facebook updates like Twitter.
Her facebookarrhea was clogging my update page.
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See twitterrhea blog-arrhea facebook whore facebook junkie facebook
by Jakerie January 26, 2010
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