Rules of Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club

by asdfghjkasdfghkj October 27, 2008

I have not yet begun to fight

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.

Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

by falcon176 June 11, 2008

Josh Fight

The fight that happened on April 24 2021 in where people named Josh fought it out until only one was standing. Josh Won

Person 1: Did you hear about the Josh fight?
Person 2: Yeah I think Josh won

by Cupofjoe1000 April 24, 2021

Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.

Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.

by Badass WarriorFighter Survivor March 2, 2009

When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex

Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017

fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.

It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

by Josh1510 December 9, 2008