Fax from Darmstadt

Euphemism for laying a cable or log. Darmstadt literally translated from German is "intestine city".

"I'll be back in 10 minutes - I have to deal with a fax from Darmstadt"

by Nev November 19, 2003

Fax Machine

Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.

by CrackaMcLackin January 6, 2021

Fax social justice warrior

A fax social justice warrior or fax sjw for short is some one who hacks into fax machines and intercepts messages being received and then sends sjw comments about the intercepted messages to fax machines. Some fax sjw's sends their messages that they left on the fax machines online. Hospitals and schools are the most effected by fax sjw's. 6 people have died by the confusion caused by these people in hospital but they say it's worth it to tell that one doctor that his last fax was racist. If another fax sjw hacks another sjw it can cause a circle jerk.

Nurse:"I just got a fax that said death to trump."
Doctor:" Oh that's just a Fax social justice warrior."

by Typical2.0 October 10, 2018

fax sex

Like phone sex or cybersex but over the fax machine. Horrible waste of time. Usually done by rich snobs who
a) can afford fax machines
b) will never get laid

Guy 1: "I gave her a walrus over the fax!"
Guy 2: Wow....

by what do you care June 16, 2003

fax machine party

a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!

"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"

by marcus daniel malloid January 11, 2009

FAX MACHINE BABY!

fax machine baby! (shouted in a Cole Train type voice)words for a method of delivering a message in a slow or humiliating manner to an enemy team. originating in GEARS OF WAR. a term used to describe a total comeback from a near shutout, FTW! before the winning teams supposed victory round begins its said by the losing team "didn't you get the memo?" and the round starts. the losing team comes back and wins the match and shouts "FAX MACHINE BABY!" to humiliate the near victors for letting the losing team stomp them back into their lag infested coffins. also used intentionally to make noobs continue playing for more points.

losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors"
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.

by MATCHES007 January 3, 2009

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

by SiBaritone July 5, 2012