fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Faint young sun

I liked that one better.

Hym "I did like Faint Young Sun. But I might LITERALLY be Escanor so I'm showing my bias a little."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Faint

Face taint, the place between your forehead and nose.

To help me sleep my husband will stroke my faint.

by Wordy birdie December 29, 2019

fainte

The groove in between your nose & top lip.
(Representing a face taint)

Oi mate!, give ya fainte a wipe could ya? .. It's got shit on it.

by Kingfish06 January 06, 2018

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Mitchell Faint

Asuka kinnie

That's a real "Mitchell Faint"

by Deez8469 September 12, 2021

Mental faint

Another way of expressing "mental breakdown" whether you use it as a noun or an adverb (mentally faint or faint mentally).

I am losing it and am going to have a mental faint.

A major mental faint is imminent.

I am going to mentally faint.

I am fainting mentally.

by LingDanc803 August 08, 2023