As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
Get the Talent past its expiration datemug. Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expirationmug. When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
Get the Expired Strawberry Yogurtmug. 
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
Get the Bob’s Expired Sauerkrautmug. by general656 June 16, 2017
Get the Expired Yoghurtmug. by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
Get the Your Trial Has Expiredmug.