excrementally

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017

extreme close up

A technique in Film and Media, which involves zooming in so far onto a persons face that you can practically feel their honking breath.

1) Wayne and Garth : EXTREME CLOSE UP! WOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by chucknorrisjohnson October 5, 2009

Extreme greifer jesus

If you thought greifer Jesus was bad image him on a oppressor mk2 shooting missiles at you every single time you go near him

You spawned extreme greifer Jesus how am I gonna get past there

by Oof Yeet the dumbass April 13, 2021

extreme chess

Commonly played by drunken fraternity boys in the mid eighties, extreme chess has only become mainstream in the last 2-3 years. Every time you take an opponents piece, you are allowed one closed fisted hit anywhere on that opponents face, while remaining seated. Players must always alternate striking hands, and achieving a "check" allows for two blows. God forbid you shoule be worked into "check mate", because that attracts the afformentioned double blow, however from a standing position to inflict maximum degradation.

After having a few drinks with the lads..."Hey guys, lets have a game of extreme chess!!"....."Fuck that man, I'm not that drunk, lets play Russian Roulette instead"

by G-Train August 28, 2005

excretement

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.

by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

Extreme Diarrhea

When everything in your body fails. You piss, shit, and vomit at the same time. It is also common that lasers shoot out of your ass. The burn is intense and will leave you in pain for around 2-3 weeks.

John had some extreme diarrhea last night. Did you see that shit? Fucking hilarious. I video-taped it and put it on youtube so everyone could see how lame he looked!

by Buttfart Dickrape September 30, 2009

extreme tots

A delish snack consisting of tater tots, chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sour cream.

Hey Albert, I want some extreme tots, even though it will give me the runs.

by JOOOOONNNNNNNNN January 6, 2009