Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

Evid

someone that’s evil but doesn’t know how to play of the pranks or a bad thing he/she wants to do to someone and falls in their own trap

Example (Jess:Omg Nelly that girl is evid-
Nelly:literally she couldn’t even lie about the thing she broke at school)

by Xhesika/Chanelle March 13, 2022

Photonical evidence

Evidence that comes from the phone. Such as pictures, call recordings, screenshots, ect.

"hey girl I got you some 'photonical evidence'

by Lalabumdum07 February 5, 2024

concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true

I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.

by nochers March 1, 2021

manecdotal evidence

Invented evidence made up on the spot and presented as hard fact in support of mansplaining.

President Trump offered mostly manecdotal evidence, but the media had learned their lesson well, by now, and dutifully recorded it all as fact.

by linguisticautistic.com June 13, 2017

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel

Rocks are an example of direct evidence

by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017