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Evening Chronicle

Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA
The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle
by GMaddison November 3, 2006
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Evening Star

1. Mary or Jesus mother From The Bible

• Also called the son of Evening star or the Daughter of Evening star
2. Venus
1. The Evening star Gave birth to Christ
2. Tonight I see the evening star
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eveni

fat emo nobody, usually has a massive nose and jumps out of bushes.
omg eveni nearly poked my eye out with her nose !
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romantic evening

My girlfriend asked if we could spend a romantic evening together at the weekend. So I slipped a few sleeping pills in her drink, gave her a quick finger blasting and a jab to the face to finish her off.
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evening of his life

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.
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evenious

having equal or balaced qualities; doing something in exactly the same manner in order to maintain equality or congruentness.
he set the table in an evenious manner.
or
the stranger's inevenious facial structure was appalling
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eventful evening

a fun iconic cool way to say have a nice end of the day!
i wish you an eventful evening, good sir
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