Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.
Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!
by Napalm-Nate November 29, 2018
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Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 06, 2022
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Derick Motto-Escobar

When you own a body-pillow of a 12 year old.
"Why does he own a body pillow?"
"He really pulled a Derick Motto-Escobar"
by Derickkkk February 09, 2023
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Mckenzie Escobar

She’s Usually THICK and VERY pretty. She’s someone you could trust with all your stuff but can be a bitch at points. She knows how to make a joke out of anything and can always cheer you up when your not in a good mood.
Boy: She’s so pretty and has a perfect body. I wonder if she’s single

Girl: That’s Mckenzie Escobar. And too bad that’s my best friend.
by NotYourBusiness101 May 04, 2019
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julio escobar

A name used when you need to speak to someone, that is fearless, sexy, tough, a complete badass, and don't know their name.
Ay yo Julio Escobar looking kinda thicc.
by Julio Escobar I October 05, 2020
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Jahelyn Escobar

Bro like what like the October person is nothing like me anymore anyways I'm close to 300 but idk usernames thegazpacho currently tbh yk? Like the ones from chowder okay ig my last one was pisspile
Person 1: wow jahelyn escobar is really hot the fuck ALSO WHAT GUYS IM NOT RELATED TO PABLO ESCOBAR BUT LIKE ONCE GOING TO SCHOOL MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF AND A KID SAID HE LOOKED LIKE HIM AND LIKEE HUHHH DAWGG
by Thegazpacho June 10, 2021
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leo escobar

Leo Escobar, the first part of the word is the zodiac which Leos are very kind, romantic, intelligent, and caring which he feels bad for another person. The name Escobar is not meant to be mistaken by the drug lord, these type of Escobar's are mainly innocent and more likely to be trusted
Hey, Leo Escobar, is it cool if I can ask you a secret, you're the only person who I can trust
by grubkiler247 March 02, 2017
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