When one little detail in a book or movie gives away nearly the entire plot and you pretty much know what's going to happen.
Dude, I was reading *insert some book here* and this guy said *some line here* so I immediately knew everyone was going to die. i had my first media epiphany.
by Rehauy January 09, 2010
The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.
A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?
by Turkalurk2012 May 20, 2011
When an event or person causes one to make a realization of themselves, or their life style. One that they had not recognized previously. Causing them to make changes in their self evaluation, lifestyle choices, way of rationalizing, and choice of personal actions.
After his younger sister gave him a gift of condoms for Christmas, Joseph had a life epiphany, and began acting differently in his social life.
by NixTay June 17, 2019
When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.
Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!
by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020
First time the head of the penis exits the vagina is when you suddenly realize that the woman attached to the vagina is not quite as good looking as she once was! And everything she liked about you is nolonger cool!
by ellsworthWY June 01, 2022
by Gygbuuhgyhfvhyuhh December 26, 2020