blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

Cerebral Engorgement

Expanding veins that causes swelling to the brain, in a result of the human brain exploding inside or bursting out of the human skull. Also an underground death metal band based in California

The Shatter Skull was caused by Cerebral Engorgement

by Heavyguns666 May 5, 2010

Endorkins

The natural chemicals on the body that are triggered when you look like a dork when you exercise.

She is getting those endorkins going walking like she just stole something.

by Brangel March 22, 2016

Endorsee

Endorse is used during sex, it can be used in order to express for a guy a desire of having the girl arch her back more, or for the girl to get her hair pulled up.

Please endorsee me more daddy, pull up this hair.

by Johntheman123 June 29, 2020

Engerling

Wenn man bei dieser Temperatur zu lange auf der Couch sitzt , wird man zum schleimer. So das sich der Schweiß und das Körperfett langsam in den Bezug der Polsters drücken. Bis man zum Höhepunkt, wie ein fetter Engerling auf den Sofa rum rutscht und den Controller nicht mehr halten kann. Im worst Case hat dein Körper so eine Gleitschicht aus Fett und Schweiß produziert, dass du nachher in Sachen rein rutschst, die du garnicht wolltest.

Alter Engerling.

by JeffJJohnson July 28, 2020

EgorgiaWireless

A beast who makes youtube videos punking WeHoopin and Lamar Jackson. A lifelong Broncos fan, the alien was sent to eart to follow the Egorgian Warlord; Quantrell Bishop. Bishop has failed his mission of gathering intel on Barack Obama for the planet of Egorgia, and now has to pay the price.

"Man, EgorgiaWireless really must want Egorgian Warlord's head!"

by Johnny is a stupid af name December 16, 2022

the Encore

This is when a woman proceeds to perform oral sex on a man. The man then ejaculates on the woman (the part of the woman to be ejaculated on is up to the man getting the BJ). After the man cums he then proceeds to spread open the woman's meat curtains and gives her a round of applause by gently smacking her vagina. Screaming ENCORE is optional.

My girlfriend gave me head yesterday, it was so good I demanded the Encore.

by gumby40oz March 9, 2006