emotional catfishing

when a fuckboy establishes a connection with you to lure you in and then proceeds to expose their true fuckboy tendencies

I hate emotional catfishing I thought we had something for sure. turns out he just wanted to fuck me

by anniesnotokay512 July 25, 2019

eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

An expression that’s usually used whenever something depressing or something hard to swallow is said by someone. It is usually used during dark humor or when someone gets roasted.

Person: I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse

Random bystander: eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

by roseluvies February 5, 2022

emotional black hole

a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficiency

the shorthand version of this phrase is (obviously) EBH

Hey, you look terrible! What happened?

I ran into my emotional black hole today and I don't think I'll recover until tomorrow. I'm dead-dog tired now.

She sucked the life out of you, big time?

EBHs always do, unfortunately.

by Fadre April 23, 2009

Emotional Fluffer

Similar to friends with emotional benefits. More commonly a boyfriend/girlfriend without the rewards. Typically a guy/girl friend used for the emotional benefit out of a relationship, while the physical benefit is being taken care of by another guy/girl one has no emotional connection to.

Nick: I'm your emotional fluffer; I'm there whenever you need a guy. You want a cup of tea, I'll make it, you lose your phone, I'll call it.
Jess: You're my friend! That's what friends do.
Nick: I'm your boyfriend without the rewards.

by spjwhisperer October 11, 2012

Emotional Thirst

A variation of "thirst" in the sexual sense; but the emotionally thirsty is searching for true companionship rather than just dat ass.

Karina: "Abbie, I am suffering from a severe case of emotional thirst."
Abbie: "Don't worry, your prince will come."

by thot_thoughts December 12, 2016

Emotionally Slutty

Revealing too much too soon, emotionally.

Annie told him that she loves him on their first date. She's emotionally slutty.

by noshtsherlock August 21, 2012

emotional porn

Fictional stories posted on social media to evoke an emotional reaction usually resulting in the secretion of tears while sitting at your desk.

A woman used her body as shield to protect her new born from the building that collapsed on her. a day later they found her body under the rubble, the baby was still a live. her phone was in her hand and she had texted I Love you to her son. emotional porn

by BS Radar November 7, 2013