Ejac-flashback

When a picture or video is familiar to you. You’re not sure from when but at some point the picture / video has been masterbation material

Dude I've just had a ejac-flashback that chick was last nights wank material.

by Jimbo_777777 November 29, 2012

Ejac-pot

When you pull down on a erect penis and release, like a slot machine. Coin shaped semen then flies out.

After an exceptionally long hug, I have my buddy the ejac-pot on the release. It really did sound like a casino as he came in his pants.

by Blue Wafflr August 21, 2013

ejaz

Arabic male name meaning (mo'jiza ) miracle / astonshment.

prounced Eh-jahz, also spelt Ijaz, Ejaaz, Ajaz.

Although of Arabic background the name is also widely used in Africa and Asia.

In some South-Asian countries the name is reserved for a baby born to special circumstances.

I went to see Ejaz at his office in Queensbury

Its a miracle (Ejaz) how he survived that accident.

Thats a miracle (mo'jiza) how the two rivers of fresh and salt water run alongside without mixing.

by aje2010 February 5, 2010

ejacalit

the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm

someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after I watched the new Carmen Electra pilates video

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006