"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
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Get the premature ejaculation mug.Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.
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Get the ejaculated mug.when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.
This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.
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Get the Ejaculating mug.Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.
Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
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