Elastiearth

The state of the earth as it comes towards and object as you get trolled by actually looking this up.

you actually looked up elastiearth?

by TrollerdaTroll November 2, 2023

Elasticate

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

by Travpie March 4, 2008

Elastic waistband

The art of wrapping an elastic rubber band around someone's hand and holding one end then moving your hand up and down to masturbate using the other persons hand

I heard Tom and Jerry preformed the Elastic waistband last night. I have to try that one day!

by NuclearGay January 24, 2015

ebastio

A super hot dude who has feelings for their friend but won’t tell them. He is loyal and honest but also an ass. He normally has black hair and comes from an Asian decent. He is great in bed because of his ability to read a woman.

Ebastio is the bestist guy ever!

by Demonchild1617 April 23, 2021

Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009

ElAstin

ElAstin is a merging of the names Elijah and Astin, reffering to the actors Elijah Wood and Sean Astin, who stared in the Lord Of The Rings Trillogy. ElAstin is used when referring to slash fanfic involving these two people and/or chatacters that they have played in movies.

Disclaimer: I do not own these people or their characters.
WARNING: Any and all ElAstin fanfiction is just that: FICTION! We do not pretend to know what goes on in these actors lives and no harm is meant by what is written here.

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Elasti-Vag

1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted

Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.

by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009