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A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"
If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!
by Sarah N. April 22, 2008
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a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.
'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'
by DehsYkael May 14, 2015
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A standard industry term used in email marketing to describe the act of "blasting" a message out to a group of hundreds or thousands of people simultaneously, similar to the act of "blasting" a verbal message out with a loud speaker. Typically used to differentiate between two-way email interactions (where a customer emails a question and the company responds), and one-way bulk email interactions (such as newsletters or promotions).
"Tell marketing that we definitely need to add a coupon code to our upcoming July e-blast."
by gobo760 June 29, 2013
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When a man ejaculates a plethora of semen on or inside something or someone.
Yeah, Billy is nasty he eblasted all over that girl's face after the party.

Bro I think I should just eblast all in her .
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by Blvckgvd August 15, 2017
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The online version of being 'put on blast' by a friend who wants to embarrass you. It occurs when embarrassing personal affairs are made public through one of your social networking profiles, usually perpetrated by the wild and reckless stoner friend who will never be bothered with looking for a job.

My friend put me on e-blast before I could remove his post from my Facebook page. Now, my coworkers have seen that...ahem...photo, and my mom keeps asking me about my 'fetish'.
by RandyW2222 March 17, 2009
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