ElAstin

ElAstin is a merging of the names Elijah and Astin, reffering to the actors Elijah Wood and Sean Astin, who stared in the Lord Of The Rings Trillogy. ElAstin is used when referring to slash fanfic involving these two people and/or chatacters that they have played in movies.

Disclaimer: I do not own these people or their characters.
WARNING: Any and all ElAstin fanfiction is just that: FICTION! We do not pretend to know what goes on in these actors lives and no harm is meant by what is written here.

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

elastic heart

The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.

I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.

by Bek3000 January 11, 2016

elastic save

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.

Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.

by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007

elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

Elastigirl

The true thicc mommi

Me: I’m actually gay for elastigirl tbh
Stranger: *about to rape me in an alleyway*
Me: oh hell no, these titties reserved for Elastigirl my g

by sodium-chloride June 27, 2018