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Nice Ass Erect

A variation of the mountaineering term "Ice Axe Arrest" where a climber uses an ice axe or pick to arrest their fall off of an ice covered mountain. A maneuver that often results in arcing your body so that your ass is extended upward in order to apply the most leverage with the axe. Etymology: Term was created in 2010 during an RMI mountaineering school lead by Peter Whittaker when Michael Maas of Orange County, California performed the maneuver with such perfection that all guides and climbers stood motionless staring at Michael's 'Nice Ass Erect".
Jimmy: How did you like mountaineering school?

Eric: It was amazing. But did you see Michael when we were practicing our Ice Axe Arrest?

Jimmy: I did. It was almost as if time stopped while he was holding the position.

Eric: That wasn't an Ice Axe Arrest, it was a Nice Ass Erect!
by St00pDawg August 13, 2010
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Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.
Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.
by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021
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How do you erect something

1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.

2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.

3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
by Big asss ballsack May 8, 2023
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Half Erect

When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.
Bro after I bumped into Rachel I was half erect.
by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat April 10, 2020
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president-erect

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.
by tirtle December 2, 2016
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Mentally Erect

When someone uses their brain to the full, this can be both bad or good.
This can be interpretted in many ways it basically just means using your brain to your full potential.
Person 1: Hello you crazy axe wielding chimpanzee,
Person 2: God aren't you mentally erect.

Person 1: Im so pissed of your a right fucking idiot why do you always do this to me?
Person 2: Calm the fuck down mentally erect child.
by Cosa nostra is my thing! July 5, 2011
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African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.
"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."
by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017
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