Dierdre

A gurl who is the bitchest most fakest girl in the school! She flirts with every guy she sees. And everyone wants to be friends with her.... she will probably lose her virginity in 8th grade!!!!

Girl 1: why the fuck do all the guys like her?

Girl 2: she’s a Dierdre! She flirts with every guy she sees

by Roseycraycray July 13, 2018

dried up

a loose old hag who cant get the juices flowing

jeez Jeff your mom is dried up!

by Lanigan March 13, 2008

DriedSpaghetti

A bitch. A baby back bitch.

he's a bitch. like driedspaghetti

by accuracy101 November 28, 2016

Dried Basil

It’s the lowest form of comedy

Your jokes are dried basil.

by Fresh Basil May 19, 2019

Dried Lettuce

Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.

Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE

by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020

dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.

As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.

by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020

Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021