An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?
Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
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