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Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.
Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.
by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010
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Rocky Mountain Back Draft

When someone attempts to light a fart over a camp fire, and some of the flame, from the burning gas, goes back up the anus a bit.
I squatted over the camp fire to light up the night, and gave myself a "Rocky Mountain Back Draft" and burned a few hairs too, OUCH.
by funkytown59 September 16, 2009
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military draft

The forced induction of a person into the armed forces. In the USA, this typically applies only to healthy young heterosexual males with low lottery numbers, non-exempt religions & poor political connections. Proponents of the draft cite advantages over a voluntary army: lower cost, ethnic diversity (but not gender), greater governmental reluctance to enter wars. These claims have yet to be documented however. Both Republicans & Democrats are split on this issue & will generally let public opinion guide them. Libertarians oppose the draft as mere time-share slavery, & lacking any of the claimed benefits.
The military draft appears to violate the US Constitution's prohibition against involuntary servitude.
by Tom Stockton December 14, 2006
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Stuarts Draft

A place where wannabe's & fakes live.
yo yo im soo gangsta because i wear baggy clothes & live in Stuarts Draft.
by tity. June 18, 2008
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Daft Draft

Putting all of your windows in your car down during the winter time and playing Daft Punk at a very high volume.
Dude, you're going to break my window doing this Daft Draft!!
by roverdog4 April 18, 2010
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Cack Draft

When you open the door to a toilet that still has the pungent odour of poo which rushes toward you.

from the british term cack and backdraft
Dude don't try and go into the bathroom i just got hit by a major Cack Draft and it almost put me in a coma
by CayndehMan January 4, 2010
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Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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