no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad

Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD

by 0m@g April 29, 2023

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016