Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003

disturbed

the best nu metal band ever. end of story. no matter what your opinion, disturbed is a better band than anything else you have in mind.

Person1: HOLY CRAP I LOVE RIHANNA!!
Person2: Disturbed is better fucktard!!!

by MetalMonster January 22, 2009

Disturbed

When you are interrupted when you are doing something

I was disturbed when I was watching porn with a girl.
P.S true story:)

by Austin1527 May 08, 2019

disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.

(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!

by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013

Disturbation

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?

by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021

disturbating

it is to disturb someone sexualy

your really disturbating me

by apples219 June 04, 2019