Discunt

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

Hot Person's Discount

The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.

At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.

by Goofyfoot June 21, 2008

Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount

by maniacxxl January 4, 2009

5 hole discount

A sexual act of one girl and 5 guys where she takes it up the @$$, in the mouth, both hands, and in the baby escape path. Called such because its cheaper when 5 guys do it than 1 guy.

Did you hear? Sally gives 5 hole discounts.

by Mike Hunt May 6, 2005

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 16, 2013

discount alligator

What bubs rides in on to the delight of all his lady fans.

by Gar-howl July 16, 2003