dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

Dildimungi

A baterial fungus placed inside a vibrator or a dildo. Makes you feel like you are in a forest.

My mother loves dildimungi

by Steve December 9, 2003

Dildicorn

The Dildicorn, also known as a vibracorn, is a rare species of unicorn. Their horn is shaped like a dildo. They have been hunted throughout all of history to fill females sexual needs, and have come extremely close to extinction in the past. They are currently an endangered species.

Their main defense is known as a "butt ram", where they charge and ram their horn into their enemies anus.

Wow man! Theirs a dildicorn in the petting zoo!

by Dildacorn trainer September 19, 2009

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

by jasper277381 November 26, 2013

Dildit

Dildit is a form of Killed it used through out the High School Community.

John: I saw this guy once he looked like a monkey he had big ears and everything
The People: *start laughing*
Phil: haha did you know monkeys are somewhat human?
John: .... Dildit'

by Des0lati0n00 June 15, 2010

dildification

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.

Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?

by NickCarraway16 October 22, 2012