Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023

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Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.

(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."

by blindbutton June 1, 2011

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Whimsical Digestion

Those painful moments where a character has to reflect on just how wonderous the movie they're in is.

Jesse Aarons gave a face of whimsical digestion.

by Red-D May 24, 2021

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Breast Digestion

A rare disorder found in females, in which the patient digests her own breast milk. The large amount of urine intake could lead to urinary infections and severe dehydration.

My wife suffers from breast digestion.

by George Cremaster April 29, 2025

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"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

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