Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

diddle

when one of the female gender fingers themself to the point or orgasm

That girl diddled herself.

by poop December 13, 2003

diddle trophey

A child, which in most cases proves that the female the child is with diddles...or fucks.

Look, she's got a diddle trophey in the back seat, you know she be fuckin.

by aRaKNiD September 5, 2008

diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy

"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."

by Watchus34 June 22, 2017

Tum Diddley

The act of ejalculating into a belly button and placing cereal in the belly button (prefereably Lucky Charms). Now you grab a spoon and make your bitch eat that shit while you chill on your ass and play COD.

Tom: Yo, i was playing COD last night and this biddy knocked on my window so i let her in and we shared a nice Tum Diddley.

Harry: That is radical dude!

by BonesNYY April 13, 2011

diddle my love button

Simply means when a girl fingers herself, but does not stick her fingers inside. Just rubs on the clit.

I like to diddle my love button on a regular basis.

Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I was diddling my love button!!
Girl 3: Wow!!

by Akiko Moon May 14, 2009

Diddle Daddle

1. To wast time or take your time.

Don't diddle daddle, we have to go now!
I figured we'ld just diddle daddle around the shopping mall to waste time.

by salie-cmt December 22, 2008