dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

Dicktionary

A woman's phone with a lot of guys numbers

Your such a dicktionary

by Here Cum Dat Boi March 3, 2017

Dickticular

Being extremely choosy regarding the type of penis one will take. Width, Length, Thickness, Curve (direction & angle), Head shape, Condition of foreskin, scrotal prominence

I’m far too dickticular for online dating!

by Kefkagreenshirt August 5, 2019

Dicktoast

A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.

Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?

by Makachase May 18, 2021

dicktionary

the kid in school who is really smart and knows everything as if he was a dictionary but they're a dick about it

1: ackshually its spelled supercalafajalistickespeealadojus
2: your such a dicktionary

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Urban Dicktionarist

idiots who make up terms here about american politics and embracing their political frustration, instead of creating useful terms here, regardless of political views

-Have you seen how many stupid new words Tracey submitted here?
-Yea, and those are all about his whining on politics instead of saying anything useful
-He is truly an Urban Dicktionarist

by regulareverydaymothafucka January 12, 2021