Dickicide

the process of dismembering ones member to the point of completely torn from shaft to testicles, lgbt worthy, or unjizzable

I'm this fucking close to committing Dickicide by slamming my cock in a car door

by Professional cunt October 24, 2022

dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".

Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".

by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014

dickofied

when you show a female ur penis and it launches her into a catatonic state due to its size.
when ur dick is too big that it scares girls.

pronounced: dick-o-fied

"I showed that chick my dick and she started crying-talking bout' its too big, i cant"
"man u dickofied her"

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Dickochet

The technical term used to describe the failure of one man to Cock Block another.

Dude tried to Cock Block him, but it totally Dickocheted.

by RyzKinno September 8, 2015

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

dickencider

Tall handsome young man, mostly an asshole. Loves nature and fat women. Likes to do hood rat shit with his friends from the hollar. Where the nickname "Mr. Steal your girl" came from. Usually has a big weiner, since family oriented in Germany. Easy on the eyes and melts women's hearts. Always makes sure his ladies cum first.

Hey Janet, wouldn't it be cool if I could put my dickencider?

by ralfy big balls January 25, 2017

dickonidus

sorta like meningitis, but on the dick

he got a dickonidus

by Filthy Frank is our Lord May 25, 2017