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Dickfuck 

He is a guy who doesnt care if he is a dick & continues to be-not really knowing it.Doesnt realize what hes done to be a dick,doesnt apologize& doesnt lose sleep over it.You wont spot a dickfuck immediately.This guy is a rare breed.Hes not a dick in the sense that hes a pissed off dude w/ a chip on his shoulder.Hes just the opposite actually.He doesnt blurt out dick comments for dicks sake.He is not that guy.He makes the weak feel uneasy & the strong feel less confident.If your not strong minded &let your feelings control ur emotions,u best get out of his way.You will break down,sob,b confused& overanalyze it everyday thereafter.When u confront him,you end up right back to the place he left u-your head spinning faster.Most would mistake him as being heartless but he is not. He may seem cold-hearted to some, where others would appreciate his cold hard honesty.He can seem careless at times where care is needed mostly w/the ones he is closest to.His actions are usually deemed reckless, not stupid. Youve never met one like him. He is wise, real,& brutally honest.He doesnt have time for people w/feelings, who feel life isnt fair.He does what he wants, when he wants, with whomever he chooses.He loves life,& life would be lost w/out him.If you dont love him then you dont get him & you just hate him.Everyone hes come in contact w/either knows him or knows of him.He is envied,admired,appreciated & feared& quite honestly, is someone you are probably jealous of.He is a dickfuck.
Ex#1 friend 1: "I cant believe he just did that! AND got away with it!"

friend 2: "Fuckin dickfuck"

Ex#2. You take off, don't answer the phone, and act like you did nothing wrong? Who the fuck do you think you are you fuckin dickfuck.
Dickfuck by brandnou August 7, 2022
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Dickfuck 

Someone who's an asshole and makes his problem's everyone else's problems. Also could be someone that is just dumb and rude.
"Do you know James?"

"Yea. He's such a dickfuck."
Dickfuck by Becca Gullinsky September 13, 2022

Dicklesock 

A term used most commonly by 12th century Egyptians. It meant that they were in a complicated situation and needed help.
My good fellow Timothy. Could you get me out of this Dicklesock. Yes my brother
Dicklesock by Lion_Tiger23 October 12, 2022

DingleFuck 

The absolutely rambunctious fella in the friend group who’s an absolute dumbass but the friend group loves him dearly
Lewis is a dinglefuck
DingleFuck by Rizzology Master August 29, 2023

Diddlefuckle 

a consentual non consentual diddle fest between two people
im gonna diddlefuckle you

picklefuckalocal 

forcefully shove a pickle up a locals ass and run
"dude I did sum wild today" "what?" "I did a picklefuckalocal" "kys faggot"
picklefuckalocal by VAMP_IZAK77 June 29, 2025