Dicklaryngitis

Laryngitis typically causes symptoms of larynx (voice box) including hoarseness, loss if voice, sore and swollen throat. The Cause is deepthroat job done well!

Susan was unable to use her voice to present her speech for media class on Monday due to her date Saturday resulting in her dicklaryngitis.

by Tisi Edgewalker April 3, 2020

DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

Dickalage

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.

Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.

by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023

poi dickland

poi dickland means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

by T.Murray November 12, 2007

Dickagina

A penis so small it stays in looking like a small round front vagina

That man is so fat, just look at his dickagina.

by Cjgrig01 June 3, 2009