dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!

Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”

by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019

Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?

Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.

by Big baby jay June 9, 2019

Urbin dicktonary

calling a person named tonary a bin dick

urbin dicktonary that's right!

by AlienVecna September 20, 2022

dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008

Dicktowel

An individual that has a current self-esteem problem; someones bitch.

Quit being such a dicktowel

by T.J.Hooker June 14, 2004

dicktakability

the ability to take some dick

You were good the the main thing I worried about: dicktakability. Skinny girls tend to have low dicktability, but yours was impressive.

by Eddy Mo September 5, 2011

Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014