dicktaster

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

dictatorship

n.
1. The office or tenure of a dictator.
2. A state or government under dictatorial rule.
3. Absolute or despotic control or power.

Iraq was once under the control of the dictator Saddam Hussein.
Germany was once under the control of the dictator Adolf Hitler.

by Christopher J. Bradley May 10, 2003

Dick-tator

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014

dictator

a : one holding complete autocratic control
b : one ruling absolutely and often oppressively

Ivo Robotnik and Emperor Palpatine are examples of dictators.

by Exor October 29, 2003

Dictatorsheep

Undereducated, easily manipulatable people, (generally MAGAs) who believe "Alternative facts" (Lies) presented by an Orange narcissist demagogue posing as a U.S. President.

Did you hear!? MAGAs just stormed the capitol in an effort to overthrow the government and give authoritarian power to Donald Trump based on false claims of voter fraud! ...What a bunch of dictatorsheep.

by KMH808 January 20, 2021

Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

The Urban Dictator

The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!

The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!

by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017