2 definitions by The Urban Dictator
Seriously, you looked up horny on the internet. Perv. Anyways, i defined what it is, so we are equal. If your a male( like me) and have a 10 inch when hard ( like me) and have no girl to put it in ( unlike me) then......... just use your hands.
Heres a little story, to get you horny.
Last day of school. Finally. 180 days of torture has ended. But I still have to do my new years resolution, and I finally found the girl. Sadly, she stays after school. Sadly, she has to teach. You get what I mean. My rocket science teacher. But not on the last day, shes finally free today. Rumour is, that once, some time ago, some guy took out his "rocket" and she lubed it for him. So considerate. Anyways, it was my turn. During the last rocket science class, i sat at the back and cleared all the seats. As the class ended, i took out my trobing, rock hard 10 inch "rocket" out of it "secret lair". She looked at me and smiled. She walked around, gave the class some prizes for the year, and came over to my desk. She gently pushed it back in, gave me detention slip with her adress and 6:00 PM on it, smiled and said seductively" Il be waiting, legs open, and ready to lube your rocket.
Heres a little story, to get you horny.
Last day of school. Finally. 180 days of torture has ended. But I still have to do my new years resolution, and I finally found the girl. Sadly, she stays after school. Sadly, she has to teach. You get what I mean. My rocket science teacher. But not on the last day, shes finally free today. Rumour is, that once, some time ago, some guy took out his "rocket" and she lubed it for him. So considerate. Anyways, it was my turn. During the last rocket science class, i sat at the back and cleared all the seats. As the class ended, i took out my trobing, rock hard 10 inch "rocket" out of it "secret lair". She looked at me and smiled. She walked around, gave the class some prizes for the year, and came over to my desk. She gently pushed it back in, gave me detention slip with her adress and 6:00 PM on it, smiled and said seductively" Il be waiting, legs open, and ready to lube your rocket.
by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017
by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017