deluctable

one: very delicious in any way shape or form.
two: can be used to show interest or value in something.

one: that dick was deluctable.
two: dude, did you see that deluctable dildo??

by totallynotkinslea April 6, 2021

Deluctble

Food that makes you hurt yourself by eating it

That lasagna was so Deluctble it might kill me but I'm going to eat it anyways

by Darko56544 February 2, 2022

deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

Defucking

The act of being maternally deconsumed.

"Whats your date of defuck?"
"Oh I was defucked on the 30th of May 1991."
Defucking? Oh you mean date of birth?

by JTerlouw April 2, 2020

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 19, 2008

tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.

by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013

Deluctant

reluctantly delactable

this foods so good, i might be deluctant to eat it

by MARIAHMASSACRE AkA mariah p. January 12, 2009