resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

Wheeler Dealer

1. Harry Redknapp. 2. Daniel Levy. 3. One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

Did you notice that selfish hypocrite Wheeler Dealer tap up that poor player and denying it in the same sentence?!

by TruthhhHurts September 3, 2010

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

by Peshyo November 15, 2011

Daver

Daver is you, not she, not dayer, but you!

Erick: Daver!
Sean: Daverrrr!
Julian: Daverrrr!
The Furry: Daver?? What's that?
Erick: Daver is you! Not she, not dayer, but you!!

by William Mellis December 29, 2020

Wood-Daver

A pinecone bird feeder like they used to make in Girl Scouts, where you put peanut butter and the pinecone and roll it in bird seed. I don't know whey Strong Sad named them wood davers, though. He must have been REALLY hopped up, man.

You wanna make some wood davers with me? I got pinecones, I got peanut butter!

by Raven December 24, 2003

wheeler and dealer

One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

That used car salesman is a real wheeler and dealer, he sure has a way with words but I'm not sure I can trust him.

by Fundo88 January 27, 2010

John Denver

One of the greatest Mucisians of all time wrote such great hits, as leaving on a Jet Plane, Country Roads, and Annie's song. In the 80s he'd testify against the fascists of the PMRC.

John Denvers songs are kick ass!

by Peter Irving October 10, 2008