by Aiden is the best February 7, 2021
Get the Darien mug.A city in CT (pronounced dairy anne) characterized by preppy douchebags, blonde girls with fake tans, and more wealth amassed than could ever be spent in a lifetime (though the inhabitants try very hard). Darien is NOT like every other city as some would have you believe, rather it is unique in its own self-righteous way. Teenagers in Darien usually have cars worth more than most people make in a year, popped collars, ugg boots and pink khaki shorts. Darien can't compete in any sport save lacrosse but the students are somehow under the impression that they're very good at everything. There's not much to do in Darien so weekends are mostly spent at lame house parties drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and getting high on overpriced drugs. Darienites claim to be very philanthropic but really most inhabitants don't know charity is. Living in Darien is like living in a bubble and as a high school student that moved in I find it amazing how detached from the real world these people are. Darienites can often be seen yelling things such as "GO BLUE WAVE!" or "BLUE WAVE FOR LIFE" or "IM GONNA POP MY COLLAR CUZ IM A PREPPY FUCKTARD!". Not a place that any reasonable person would want to live. If you masturbate with a lacrosse stick, own fifteen pairs of pink khaki pants, and blend money into your pancakes then Darien just might be the place for you.
Darienite: "People who criticize Darien are just jealous! BLUE WAVE FOR LIFE!!"
Everyone Else: "Shut the fuck up you self-righteous cuntsicle. Get off your high horse."
Everyone Else: "Shut the fuck up you self-righteous cuntsicle. Get off your high horse."
by Ab Antiquo December 5, 2011
Get the Darien mug.A genuine rocker elf-girl. Usually seen in dark places, DJing at crazy places in Second Life. Prone to copious typos and wardrobe malfunctions, she hides it all in a shell of glorious metal glory. She cherishes those close to her, sharing her metal-sickness with them. Often called Rockstar, she can often be found stealing underpants at night- thus earning her the nickname Feral underpant-Elf. Treat with caution and dont get her wet after midnight. Also known as Dar-bear, Darbobble, and DarDar. She hangs around Willys.
by DarienKaz January 1, 2012
Get the Darien Kazakov mug.Darien is a small town in Conneticut. Most teenagers belong to wealthy families.
Darien girls who have money and parents that buy them nice things are mostly bitches. The town has some down to earth teenagers who just like to hang out at each others houses. 4/10 families have children who are very nice and respectable. 1/10 families have their children work every weekend stacking wood,building fires, "volunteering" as waitresses at church events.
Darien has some wild parties but also some are lame. Some Darien kids go to Stamford to go to a movie since Darien has 1 movie theater which shows only 2 movies at a time.
Darien girls who have money and parents that buy them nice things are mostly bitches. The town has some down to earth teenagers who just like to hang out at each others houses. 4/10 families have children who are very nice and respectable. 1/10 families have their children work every weekend stacking wood,building fires, "volunteering" as waitresses at church events.
Darien has some wild parties but also some are lame. Some Darien kids go to Stamford to go to a movie since Darien has 1 movie theater which shows only 2 movies at a time.
by Darien Girl January 26, 2009
Get the Darien mug.by treebreath January 26, 2021
Get the Pulling a darrien mug.a term used to describe any member of the female gender who displays all physical characteristics of the legendary sea monster, Nessie. A Darien may rise out of the water, putting those around her into a severe state of shock. Her sleek,lithe body and long blonde hair trap her prey while she tickles these victims. Her trainer has taught her how to speak English and how to communicate on a mediocre level. A Darien will also not hesitate to denounce you publicly. Overall, a Darien's intimidating demeanor can only be denounced by her famous opponent, Dumpmaster3000. If you ever run into a Darien, the best thing to do is to encourage her to end all speech and to think about her trainer's latest advice.
by Hellothereyou June 27, 2006
Get the a Darien mug.Darien is a small town in southwest Connecticut. Some people wear alot of vineyard vines, lily, and polo. Though some dont wear labels and could care less about what they wear. I am from darien and I am defending my town. We are one of the top Unicef givers and we give to many charities. Quit dissing Darien. Its a sick town that you wish you could live in. THe car thing isnt true. BMWs arent at every corner. I might see 3 a day max. Why dont you visit darien b4 you start commenting. GO BLUE WAVE
What did you do while you were in darien, Kelly?
Emily and I helped out with this charity, did some light shopping, and had smoothies at Robeks.
Emily and I helped out with this charity, did some light shopping, and had smoothies at Robeks.
by BAT007 November 14, 2007
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