diplomate

to comfort with a penis

after watching the notebook, jim diplomated the shit out of suzie.

by sddawgs February 14, 2008

Diplomatic Immunity

A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.

The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.

"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"

"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"

"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"

Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity

by fandango8 January 27, 2010

Diplomatic Shuffler

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.

Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?

by PickleMan840 August 16, 2020

Diplomateyiohip

Diplomateyiohip- That one annoying who steals all your jokes and says that it’s theirs

“Omg Mathew your such a diplomateyiohip”
“Bro so all you do is steal jokes from the internet? Such a diplomateyiohip”

by ToastyBanana March 26, 2021

Diplotating

An overwhelming feeling so great that it may be described as something more than astounding or devastating. (A word created in honour of Diplo the recluse)

Fangirling over Diplo is very diplotating for him.

by babyeuclid December 25, 2021

Diplomadick

Being able to negotiate with someone and yet still tell them to go eat a dick.

I initiated diplomadick contact with the other alliance leader last night. We might help them after he eats a dick.

by Hawen December 28, 2021

DARE diploma

The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.

In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.

by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020