Diaphorrhea

When you get sweatty' whilst pooing

I broke out in cold diaphorrhea in the school bathroom.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats May 13, 2015

Diapooparea

What happens when you feed too much lettuce to guinea pigs.

Stop giving those guinea pigs all that lettuce! You are going to give them diapooparea.

by garnetK October 25, 2015

Diaperrhea

When your diaper is so full that it is leaking poop down your leg.

That babies diaper is so full and over flowing, there is diaperrhea all over the place. It's in my shoes!

by General Sarvis January 22, 2017

diaphobic

someone who doesn’t accept of is afraid of diabetics.

boy1:hey have you met the new girl?
boy2:hell nah she’s diabetic!

boy1:what are you, diaphobic?

by iamdiabetic1234567 September 12, 2020

spit diaper

A partial facemask put on prisoners who have a nasty tendency to spit or hawk loogies at the arresting officer(s), courtroom inhabitants (judge, bailiff, prosecuting attorneys, jury members, court reporter, etc.), prison employees, and so on. Spit diapers fit relatively tightly over the mouth & nose of the offending spitter, and are fastened to the face with thin elastic bands that fit around the ears.

Eduardo kept spitting at the cops, so they gave him a spit diaper right after he had his mugshot.

by Telephony December 27, 2015

couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.

Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.

by Jeff February 27, 2004