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Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).
I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.
Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010
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Peter Cushing

Damned great actor. Starred in the best of the Hammer movies in the fifties and sixties.
Peter Cushing was a great Baron Frankenstein
Peter Cushing by geinman October 25, 2012

ass cushion 

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"
"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."
ass cushion by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Custard eyes 

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk
Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S
Custard eyes by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019

customer is always right 

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.
Car Pussy- (from Disney’s “Cars” franchise) If there are male, female, and baby cars in the movie Cars then that confirms the existence of reproductive organs a.k.a. a Cussy.
Damn, girl. That Cussy wetter than a waterslide.
Cussy by TheRandoMan August 21, 2021