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curve killer

That one person in class who scores significantly higher on a test than the rest of his peers resulting in the grade boost/curve being rendered useless. Curves often give the highest grade an A but if the person has close to an A there is either a very small curve or no curve at all despite everyone else's grade.
James: Mr. Johnson said that he was gonna curve the grade on that test! I only have a 33. What did you get Morgan?
Morgan: I got a 92
James: Aww! You freakin curve killer.
by Wiltamoo April 28, 2016
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Cursed Beans

Cursed Beans are beans in weird places.

Why.
Beans in a rifle?

CURSED BEANS!
by ajcanadian November 15, 2019
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Blind Curve

The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.

Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".

PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".

DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
by Tikitrain May 15, 2009
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learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
by Iain1977 February 21, 2008
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curves

female's body shape
damn keesha has those curves like a coca-cola bottle
by b_d_w December 22, 2008
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Heavens Curve

An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."

or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
by willis_ May 24, 2009
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cursed image

A cursed image is any image that can incite the 5 W's in a person, these 5 W's being, who, what, when, where and why. things like this missing from a image are what is supposed to make you really think and there should be no answer. a image can have these properties but not be cursed. a cursed image also needs a good vibe to it and is commonly a non photoshopped image that has been taken with a old camera or phone. the image has to make you really think for it to be cursed and there are aspects to a image that can make it especially cursed ex. trends like: flash from a phone in a dark place, random items placed in unusual ways, things not how they are supposed to be, and misuse of items. these factors commonly are attributed to a cursed image, but not always and a cursed image is widely up to interpretation and there is no real line or concrete definition. if your unsure about a image contact a person who is in common contact and use of cursed images.
i took this photo in weird lighting and it is very strange can you tell me if its a cursed image or not?
by Cofii August 26, 2017
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