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three card monte 

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.
Never play three card monte; you can't win.
three card monte by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Three Card Charlie 

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
Three Card Charlie by Milaga March 26, 2009

three card trick 

1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".

2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
"I trussed up the dolly mop before turning her on to me three card trick".
three card trick by Nelly Scratch January 15, 2007

Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.
I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!
Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Threetarded 

Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!
Threetarded by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006