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three card monte 

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.
Never play three card monte; you can't win.
three card monte by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Three Card Charlie 

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
Three Card Charlie by Milaga March 26, 2009

three card trick 

1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".

2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
"I trussed up the dolly mop before turning her on to me three card trick".
three card trick by Nelly Scratch January 15, 2007

Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.
I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!
Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Threetarded 

More than retarded, retarded to the third degree.
Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!
Threetarded by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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