cumdrunk

a person who has gorged themselves on ball-juice.

After eight hours on the street the "working girl" suddenly realized that she was quite cumdrunk.

by ron July 8, 2003

cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

by Kylock February 6, 2008

cumgrunt

The noise or sigh you make when you cum. Generally believed to be unique for each person.

Everytime we have sex, your cumgrunt sounds like our dishwasher when it starts.

by iwillcallsecurity June 29, 2009

Cummunion

The act of consuming male ejaculate , Especially from a member of the clergy.

Father Rivera offered me cummunion before mass this morning, but I had already received it from Father McIntyre

by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011

CUMjunctivitis

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.

wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!

by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007

Cumtunnel

The male reproductive organ; a tunnel used for transporting jizz; usually referred to in the company of cumdumpster.

Dude, you really fucked the shit out of her cumdumpster with your cumtunnel.

by Clavis Jotey November 3, 2004