terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.

6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Campsick

The state or condition of missing camp. Commonly happens to counselors because they are at camp for so long, but also can happen easily to campers who embrace the camp culture. It is like homesickness, but worse because it is a place you have chosen to make your home. Some symptoms include crying, depression, loneliness, reading, making, drawing, listening to, singing, looking at, hugging, or eating anything that resembles camp, looks like camp, is from camp, or reminds you of camp, even remotely ex: mac & cheese, trees, camp songs/chants, music, movies, books, comics, magazines, where the characters/people go to camp, go camping, or are even outside in nature that may possibly look like camp or are in tents or a

cabin, even a lake or a tree or a pinecone... also, wearing, obsessing over, looking at drawing, or reading anything that came from camp, you brought back from camp, or was taken at camp. ex: wearing camp shirts for entire week, constantly looking at pictures from camp.

The only known cure is taking the person back to camp but over time, the level of campsickness will decrease the level of campsickness depends on how long you spent at camp. The longer, the worse the campsickness it also depends on the degree of how much you enjoyed camp, usually the more you enjoyed it the more you want to be back. Usually campsickness is at its prime the first week to month away from camp.Camp sickness is an awful condition

She was so campsick the first week back from camp

by skatergirl_8D August 13, 2019

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

cumpass

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

cumishment

Using vaginal discharge/ejaculate or semen to punish, oppress, paddle, rap knuckles, reprove, rough up, and piss off someone.

"when you are bad i inflict some serious cumishment all over your face fruitcake"

Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.

by meghan "bruiser" merrigan February 12, 2004

Cumpf

An unexplainable irritation of the chin

Rowan- You've got a very substantial cumpf today
Person- on my chin?
Rowan- Yeh, right next to your election

by bassface5 October 18, 2010