Celebrective memory

Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.

Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."

by Mijo May 27, 2012

caleb ellis

Don’t bring up his ex

“Yo, did you hear caleb Ellis the fast swimmer isn’t dating that girl anymore?”

“Yeah your probably should bring her up”

by 200 fly July 20, 2020

caleb scarberry

makes bad music and calls it experimental.

megachad: do you know caleb scarberry?
cringe soy boy wojak: no

megachad: thats why you‘re a beta male

by calebscarberryfan6969 July 12, 2021

Caleb Move

1. When someone says or asks something so stupid and obnoxious very loudly, simply for attention.
2. Acting or asking a stupid question that you know the answer to.

Dylan: What’s a thermometer?
Cole: That was a Caleb Move.

by Franklion February 3, 2022

Pulling A Caleb

When you fuck up something that's hard to fuck up.

Chris was really "pulling a Caleb" when he could barely walk across the room without falling over.

by To Pull A Caleb January 28, 2017

Caleb

A very kind person that is smart and enjoys music. Calebs often are calm and quiet on the outside but thinking quickly and very crazy on the inside.

Hey, Ella! Have you seen that new kid? He is sooo a Caleb!

by Donny Danny I don't know. April 2, 2017

Calebs Dick

Very large; Similar to a black mans dick

WOAH!! That dude has calebs dick!!

by ElephantsHave4Knees November 7, 2011