tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

Coleslaw cruncher

A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too

"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"

by Wheretfisq50 May 19, 2023

cock cruncher

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it

You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

crunchwrap supreme

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer

that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme

by sgt mo January 7, 2009

Crunchatize

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.

Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."

by D-Hern February 20, 2012

crunchyroll

Have you ever wanted to pay to get shitty anime that you can pirate? Well then use crunchyroll! now you can watch the same cookie cutter anime over and over! Also, dont forget to shove our website up people's asses saying how much you FUCKING LOVE IT! Also, offer some shitty free trial like it's Club Penguin Island

the average weaboo has a subscription to crunchyroll

by fastcow August 20, 2018