crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Crump

v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.

Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!

by cp November 30, 2004

crump

verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.

Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"

by Monkeytits March 18, 2014

Crump

A person who talks shit but will never back it up. A "crump" is perfectly described in Lil Jon's "What U Gon Do?"

Me and my niggas were in the club when this crump motherfucker came up and started talkin shit, I told him to meet me outside but his crump ass ran.

by MuGeN March 6, 2005

crump

a crump is when you have a bubbly fart.
makes steffy start her period late!

i crump in aimees bed.

by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008

Crump

The female taint.

Don't be such a crump

by crumperstilskin July 10, 2011

crump

straight drunk as balls

"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"

by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004