crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

crutchie

A person (usually a male) with a cripple fetish, the term being akin to "plushie." The sexual attraction can apply to a variety of the physically and emotionally afflicted, ranging from those temporarily disabled by knee surgery and sporting a knee brace and crutches, to full quadriplegics in automated wheelchairs, to the elderly who use canes or walkers. On the emotional spectrum, highly codependent women are often objects of desire.

Dan's not into hood rats or club girls--he's a crutchie. He's cruising the ER for a hot mangled chick to take home and bang.

by BHWHM June 24, 2010

crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

by ederpaka September 3, 2010

Crotchlet

Chocolate that has landed on or very close to somebody's crotch, leaving them the only one able to eat it.

Paul: "Hey, have some chocolate!" *Throws chocolate*
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"

by AeonSummoner April 1, 2009

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

crotches

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.

by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018

Crutchie

the stalking legend. the human embodiment of passive aggressiveness. has been stalking you for months even though you've never said a word to each other. stalking somebody at this very moment.

part of a secret society. obsessed with five year old boys who like sharks. has an overflowing blackmail folder. is obsessed with the difference between who's and whose.

Andrew Keenan Bolger parody. nonexistent ego. extremely self conscious. professional singer and dancer.

has an emotionally fulfilling sticker for every occasion. you can trust her with anything and she will always be there for you. the best honorary little sister you'll ever find.

Person 1:
There goes Crutchie, she's so cool, I want to be friends with her.

*jumps up from behind you*

Crutchie:
Sure, lemme just polish my blackmail folder on you and stalk you for a while first.

by gayoldersibling May 22, 2022