Crooking

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

by mpet72 August 25, 2011

Crooked Edge

The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.

Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.

by DLK September 7, 2007

crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

Crookit

Revere ghetto slang for crooked.

My teeth be crookit.

by Dean Reno December 9, 2005

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011